Refunds
From Silenceisdefeat
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A simple definition
- donation (n 1): a voluntary gift (as of money or service or ideas) made to some worthwhile cause
Analogous situations that reveal the inanity of your request
- When you give your money to a bum and his dance sucks, do you ask for the money back?
- When you donate blood and the coffee mug you get isn't what you wanted, do you ask for your blood back?
Reasoned, persuasive arguments
- You'd think that if you were only getting a shell for one specific purpose you'd find out if your objective was possible on that shell before spending your valuable dollar.
- It's a dollar, you cheap fucking retard.
- If your dollar could talk — and silenceisdefeat.org takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot — it would tell you that it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you.
- A fool and his money are soon parted. It would rip the very fabric of the universe to attempt to reverse the process.
In other words: go fuck yourself, hobo.
Disclaimer
Note that the latter part of this article was contributed by SD's users and does not represent the thought or opinions of its administrators or operators.
Re: Disclaimer
If you want to dispute this refund, come into irc.oftc.net #sd because we sure could use the laugh.
